Greetings From JFK!
Hey yous guys, it's me Patrick! I've been traveling all day, but I finally made it to New York City! Man, when they say this place is the center of the universe, they ain't kidding! There are so many A-rabs and foreigners running around here, it's crazy! Plus all the girls dress like Chi Chi LaRue and they have TVs everywhere!
I spent last night in our nation's capital, where I went to the Smithsonian and toured the White House...Okay I got drunk and accidently erased all the songs from my iPod. But there's something special about drunkenly traipsing the streets that Mark Foley himself traipsed so many times before, tousel-haired, freckle-faced teenager in tow.
But anyway, I get to stay here in this fancypants airport aaaaaall night! Well, until 12 anyway. Then its off to Jolly Old England, where I will most likely bang some mash and drink a pint. Hey speaking of, the airport bar is closing soon, so I'm gonna jet. Hah! Get it, jet! Whoot! It's good to know that even this far away from home, my blogging skills are still sharp sharp sharp.
Okay say a little prayer to God asking him to let President Bush thwart all the terror plots that are bound to unfold tomorrow. And also ask him to make ciggarettes cheaper. For reals
Ciao!
Patrick
