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If you don't watch this show, then YOU HATE AMERICA!

Celebrity Rickshaw: it's the only show where celebrities compete in rickshaw-to-rickshaw HEATS for donations to their favorite charity! And Olive Garden coupons! It's high concept, high budget, and it is the only reality show for the summer that is dressed head to toe in a silky coat of CHINCHILLA FUR.

We're currently shopping our show treatment to UPN and the WB. Celebrity Rickshaw will change your life. And your morals!!!

The first exciting episode takes Tara Reid and Gary Coleman to the streets of Jakarta.



The Celebrity Rickshaw makes its next stop in Pyongyang! (IS THERE BOTOX IN NORTH KOREA?!) Tune in to find out and see many more exciting and sexy celebs, such as:

The Tracy Flick girl from "The Paper"

Bubbles

Jamie-Lynn Spears, pregnant

Betheny, who WILLS her rickshaw to victory with her steely gaze. And common sense!

And this guy from Short Bus

And our celebrity passenger for each and every EXPLOSIVE ROUND OF CELEBRITY RICKSHAW:

Ms. Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity Rickshaw. Watch it. With your eyes.

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We Have Heidi Montag's New Single

And it's STUNNING!

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Urban Outfitters Helping or Hurting?

UO is shipping out a kit that has everything you need to podcast- except beer! But is this a good idea? Will college freshmen soon be demanding that soundproof recording studios be installed in their dorms? Will we stop talking on the phone and start referring family members to our podcasts? Does this mean classes of the future will be taught by iPods preloaded with educational mp3s?

Can this box of macaroni and cheese be considered an iPod if I paint a clickwheel on it and keep my CDs inside? Will Britney get the kids back? And will (P)al Gore help her?!

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Delta (Burke) Airlines: Making Dreams Come True!

Thank you Delta (Burke) for not cancelling flights this weekend! My important engagement in New York City can go on as planned. Cedric and I will be sure to write you an email of appreciation for giving that faulty wiring another couple of weeks to work itself out. New York's gonna be GREAT! Even tho it is sposed to RAIN all weekend. I just hope we are turtle enough for the turtle club...

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Sky BUSTED

Erica blogging again, not from Colorado, but from a place of anger!

I was intending to hop on the luxurious and low-cost flying Greyhound line, Skybus, next week for a few days of careless whispers and self-esteem building at the HypePipe's Brooklyn outpost (Cedric's apartment). HOWEVER, I just learned that Skybus is officially DEFUNCT. Based on Patrick's experience, I'm probably better off without Skybust as you couldn't get from Greensboro to Manhattan without a lot of nonsense in Newburgh involving buses, regional rail, and Foxy Brown.

How's this for effective customer communication and crisis management? "Passengers holding reservations for Skybus flights scheduled to depart on or after Saturday, April 5, 2008 should contact their credit card companies to arrange to apply for a refund."


And you can't call them because THEY DON'T HAVE PHONES! I feel like a ch-izump for choosing an airline without a phone. If someone does not have a phone, they are usually not a good person to ask for a RIDE.

Skybust also sold candy, perfume and baby clothes in-flight as a "fundraiser" for the airline. Yet another sign of a bad business model. It's kind of too bad about that; I really wanted to load up on peanut M&M's and Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds. (These have always brought me luck!)




THOM YORKE can tell you how I feel about this whole wrinkle in my bank account and travel plans:

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