Attention Readers: Scab Alert!

That's right some no good, probably illegal immigrants have broken our Writer's Guild Solidarity Strike! This is what a police state looks like!


Here at HypePipe Headquarters, we've been doing our best to support the cause...We aren't going to write a single hilarous joke until our brothers and sisters on the picket line get the residual payments they deserve! But our vigilance is not eternal.

Yesterday, Jason (pictured above), who was supposed to be collecting signatures, took a nap without locking up the blogging chamber. Consequently, some dirty scab was able to slip in and make a funny about Kid Nation. Of course we fired Jason this morning, but we wanted to personally assure you that it won't happen again.

Well actually it might. Basically, the door knob on the door to our office is kinda broken right now,



so anyone can pretty much come up here and blog unless there's someone on look-out duty. We can't be up here all the time so, if you see any posts before the strike is over, just ignore them.

It's probably another scab. Or a homeless person

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Who Needs a Wii?

When you can do your Christmas shopping IN THE BONANZA CITY GIFT SHOP!!!!!


Jared, the "Bill Gates" of Bonanza City, got to work on the steam powered t-shirt press as soon as Kid Nation wrapped and secured a deal to receive 20% of the proceeds from all sales. AND HE'S SPENDING IT ALL ON UNICORN POPS.


... laced with LSD

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ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS............

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM TYRA BANKS!

Just ask poor Jaslene.

Last cycle's winner was forced by the mighty pony thighs of Tyra and Queen Latifa's friends over at Cover Girl to not only make an in-"store" appearance at Wal-Mart BUT TO TAPE THE SHIT!

Luckily, it looked like our Puerto Rican Gia had herself a blast! And I have nothing against that at all. But Tyra, you promise to introduce these girls to a life full of glamour, flashbulbs, and criticism, then you turn around as soon as they win and sell their asses to Cover Girl who, in-turn, send them to events that could just as easily be hosted by Charla and Mirna of the Amazing Race.

I thought it was low when you made Naima sit in that tiny Walgreens and sign autographs a couple years ago, but you have indeed proved me wrong AGAIN! And for that, I thank you Tyra!

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It's Wednesday, Thus We Must Post

Heroes happened on Monday, it was surprising as promised. But not too. We'd say more, but there's a strike on...

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HypePipe Investigates: The Lost Children of Kid Nation

For months, Kid Nation has been abuzz with talk of the Taylors and Gregs. Crazy Divad and Michael, the great orator. But what of the other children? The Nathans and Kennedeys? What about that crazy pink hair girl? And what happened to Colby's hair? Is that even his name!? Colby?

Well, this week HypePipe Investigates takes a long hard look at...

Yes this week it's all about those other kids. The homeschoolers and Kentuckians who are just now starting to worm their way into the spotlight.



For example, this is Kennedy. She "dares to be different" and doesn't mind making a fool out of herself in front of other people. Thus, obviously, she is a "great kid" -according to Mike. Weirdo. Kennedy, against all logic, eventually wins the gold star this week. We know, it doesn't make any sense. Because unlike that other girl from Kentucky, Savannah, she didn't cry at all. And unlike Divad, she didn't make anyone any potatoes.

And then there's Nathan...



Poor, strange, probably gay little Nathan. Actually Nathan wasn't even on screen this week, but that just shows how lost he truly is. Like Kennedey, Nathan blew past Divad to snatch the gold star out from underneath her oil-scarred nose last week. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to have won him any friends. We're pretty sure Greg still beats him up (in a weirdly homoerotic way) every day.

And we would be remiss if we didn't mention Migle and Natasha.

Yes, her name is Migle. Maybe it's Irish. These two are as thick as thieves. Like Laverne and Shirley, or an erstwhile Paris and Nicole. (I don't know what that means either, Jason.) Natasha and Migle don't work too hard, which is good because they are way too pretty. They're also the oldest girls in town, which means that in the event of a disaster, they'll be the ones who have to repopulate the world with Greg and Blaine. Blaine who you ask? Good question.



This is Blaine. He's like a non-crossdressing, acne-free Greg. He may also be a girl.

And finally these kids don't really have names, but they do have cool hair.



Viva Kid Nation!

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Let Us Pray.....

For dear sweet Ann-bot Curry and her safe arival to and departure from THE MIGHTY SOUTH POLE!

Seriously, we miss that bitch!

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Last Night's Heroes: Ground Breaking

Someone call the Guiness people, I think last night's Heroes was officially the first time anyone has made out while listening to music ON A CELL PHONE on a primetime television program. Even more groundbreaking, Al Gore is gonna be on 30 Rock this week! Because one Emmy is never enough. Also everything on NBC is green now, even the Heroes eclips. And Ann Curry is in Antarctica. Will Nathan Petrelli be the next to bow to GE's awesome syngery and start spewing liberal-media-global-warming-propaganda? Read on gentle souls, read on...

In short, no. Though it can only be a matter of time. Having addressed the issues of porous borders and the slow rehabilitation of New Orleans, it's only logical that global climate change should follow. Perhaps Hiro will go back in time and assassinate Henry Ford.

But for now, the only issue getting raised is the issue of how high Nathan's hair can get before it becomes too rediculous. Answer: not high enough. In other news, Matt's dad is trapped in his mind and Matt grew a pair, but he's still a total geek with weird daddy issues. Mohinder's blood doesn't cure the anti-mutant disease anymore, which means Nikki/Jessica is gonna die. It also means that Molly is officially the most capable person living in her house. Speaking of daddy issues, Noah Bennett (aka The Man in the Horned Rimmed Glasses) is POed at Clair for having a boyfriend. (Creepy.) But not as POed as West was when he found out Clair's dad was that bad man who touched him wrong. Hiro's back from the past, dumb Irish chick is lost in the future, and Ma Petrelli somehow snaps Peter back into the present. Adam is the new Sylar and Sylar is presumably still hot and sweaty and hot somewhere in the SW.

DA END.

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Another Day, Another Troubled Starlet

So Shia LaBeouhan (of Even Stevens fame) was totally Hasselhoffed in a Walgreens somewhere last night. My God, is innocence truly lost? Remember when he was just a little thing? Remember Smart House?


Was that him? Maybe? They all look the same to me, children do.

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WE r Back.......

Joan says: "Click me to make me super big!"

Heros is starting to bum our collective stone!

KID NATION IS STILL THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH

SINCE FALCON CREST!!!!!!

b.t.w.

Oprah quit steadman

this is devistating for Cedric, have u an oppppppinion?

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