Showing posts with label America's Toughest Reporter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label America's Toughest Reporter. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Heidi Klum and Seal Wish You a Happy 4th of July

They were the only non-fucked up celebrities we could think of.

Read More...

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Breaking News: Anderson Cooper wrestles elephant; saves Jeff Corwin

So, right off the bat, you know it's gonna be a good show when both Andy and Jeff are traipsing about in the mud and wet of the Cambodian jungle in tight shirts and cargo pants. That's a given. But OMG, not even I, an ardent fan of both, expected the extreme levels of hottness that would ensue after a rabid elephant tries to take Jeff for his jungle bride. Anderson won't let him go without a fight, and with biceps bulging, he plunges into the murkey depths to save him.




That's what makes him:

AMERICA'S TOUGHEST REPORTER!


Now the Coop isn't really at his best until someone or something dies -that's when the crying starts -but I still give him a level three intrepidness rating for this particular piece of derring-do. Jeff isn't as sensitive, though he is arguably intrepider and gayer (Two words: short shorts), but he still screams like a girl! Hott!

Here's the link to the whole segment. Youtube has disabled the embedding option for it due to some kind of bullshit copyright thing.

Read More...