Mormon Bathing Suit Trend Claims First Victim
So, I know we were all disappointed about Natalie Morales' choice of swimwear on the Today Show yesterday.
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We all wanted to see Natty's sweet sweet candy, and we all feel horribly betrayed. But let's not overlook the real tragedy here. Namely: Wholesomewear. Like the scrunchy 10 years before it, Wholesomewear is clearly on the ascendant. Slowly but surely, riding a wave of prudish reactionism fueled largely by the ickiness of Girls Next Door, sensible and modest clothing is beginning to flood the American Market.
Say goodbye to tits and ass people (and elbows for that matter), and say hello to personality.
