And Her Name was Khia......

The other night whilst stylin and profilin at dear sweet, award winning College Hill Sundries, I met a Fag who bet me that the low budget rap spectacular "My neck, My Back" was performed by Kelis. Although I didn't know who the artist was, I KNEW it was not our milkshake princess. After some investigation by my CRACK team of crack heads we have learned that her name is Khia. And that ho has got some hiSTORY.

Anywho, above is a video that started it all. And for my challenger that evening (you know who you are), you OWE ME!

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Squirrels Ain't Chinchillas

It's nice that there's someone out there to give squished squirrels a proper burial. According to the News and Record, the squirrels of Spring Garden need not suffer the ignomy of being picked apart by crows or repeatedly run over by SUVs. No, a local hero who goes by the name of David Kipple has taken it upon himself to minister to these rodents of the trees, burying them (in the trash) when they are dead and cuddling them before putting them out of their misery when they are injured. CUDDLE THOSE SQUIRRELS!

Too late for rehab

Squirrels sure ain't chinchillas, but I guess the Good Lord made them both. So until J-Lo gets her hands on Mr. Kipple's little friends, we say keep up the good work.

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