Who Needs a Chinatown, When You Can Have a FANTA-CITY
Fanta-City!
We checked out the Fanta-stickal Fanta-city website before we got there, so we were able to compose a short shopping list. (Visit the website- REALLY! You will be graciously offered installation of a Korean language pack and your mouse will trail a glitterous rainbow of stars all over the page- it's pretty fucking magical and it got us really excited about Fanta-land before we even got there.)
noodles
rice wine vinegar
bubble tea
mogwai (cause we're dumb)
Since Fanta-city, true to its name, is set up like a town square of pan global shops, each one a magical portal to another culture, we decided to get a lay of the land before we got tit-deep in shopping or accidently locked ourselves in an unfinished community meeting room. We spotted a barber shop, a day spa ($35.00 mani or pedi), and this lovely western wear outlet on our first spin around the block:
The inside of Fanta-city reminded us of hospitals, airport terminals, and the hallways of brand-new suburban high schools. (From the outside Fanta-city kind of looks like a Chi-Chi's restaurant-cum-bus stop.) Oh, and since we're ladies, we checked out the bathrooms. They are both HUGE (we mean more stalls than the recently departed Flying Anvil had) and clean. Our two favorite features in a bathroom! They also have the look of bathrooms that are not heavily used, but more on that later.The next "stop":
The words "empty classroom" best describe the Dream Bus Stop, but OH WHAT DREAMS it has already inspired. Aparently, the Maryland-based Dream Tours has decided to grace Greensboro with a stop on its cross-country gypsy railroad runs connecting Hotlanta to NYC via D.C. Can you cruise the east coast, hopping from Chinatown to Chinatown for less than a 100 bones? Dear readers, we are counting on it.
We think everything on this whole shelf was a Central American cure for foot fungus. That shelf was one of our favorite TINGS! (See "Ting" in photo.) Since this particular store was cerrado, we pledged to come back later so we could pick up some tomato shampoo and conditioner that had a drawing of a ninja on it. There was sooo much in this store we wanted to buy!
T'inking about Ting made us thirsty, so we stopped at the Indu Convenient Store for, what else,
Fanta and phone cards. And some cardamon pods. And some powdered pomegranate, pickled mango, frozen naan, and Bollywood DVDs:
The outdoor tables also offer a nice view of West Market. Indu Market has everything you need to create an Indian meal, or just chill. Wanta Fanta?
Having refreshed ourselves and purchased our fill of $5.00 phone cards, we brought our thinning wallets into Creative Fashion.
Cute, right? And it was ALL TAX-FREE! (For that weekend only, sadly.) Which made it even cuter. We found Junk Food shirts, (celebrities wear them, so they must be slutty high quality), fabulous SHADES, and a brand of jeans from Canada that we haven't even heard of. It's more than Creative. It's inspired.
And yes, there is Tae Kwon Do at Fanta-city:
Perhaps more important than Shakira's jeans or Martial Arts, (though, god knows, they are two of the most important things in this world) is the Fanta-food court. It is, of course, pan global. It is also a lot like a church fellowship hall. We felt so relaxed in the cafeteria-like setting, we forgot to take a picture. Picture it: Asian cafe (Malaysian food, we think), Japanese Hibachi place, Taste of Thai Express, Fresh Spot something (smoothies, fruit, sleek green tiled decor), and a soon-to-open pizza place. We totally felt like we were in L.A.! Except there was a lot less cocaine and paparazzi.
And that bubble tea?
We found it!
Good god, we love those big straws. And at U and J Coffee and Cafe, you don't have to elbow past a crowd for a cup! (Hopefully, that will change and they will be as busy as a bubble tea hut in this HOT ASS weather should be.) We even got an adzuki bean bun, which we couldn't eat in its entirety. But that seemed beside the point of just being able to buy it. It was a good thing we didn't find the part of Greensboro Chinatown that sells mogwais. If you spill bubble tea on one, this will happen!
At the end of our fabulous and edutaining field trip, we surmised that Fanta-City covers the following cultures: Thai, Korean, Mexican, Indian, Southeast Asian in general, African, South American and that's all we got to before we ran out of money, so we'll leave it at that. The main thing that puzzles us is how the whole thing got built and filled with office furniture and merchandise and how long it can possibly stay that way! It was a Saturday, and we saw a total of four other people who were not Fanta-employees. Even the bridal store and baby clothes emporiums were empty, and this was during the tax-free weekend. We know that the economies of several countries around the world are involved in financing Fanta-city, but we have no idea how many international investors are betting their chips on this chunk of West Market.
The whole Fanta-city experience far exceeded our expectations, though they were admittedly non-specific to begin with. Nonetheless, our fervent prayer to the retail gods of Greensboro is that Fanta-city takes off and blows the fuck up! Because who needs a Chinatown when you can have a whole Fanta-city!!!! As soon as our first toe touched that hot parking lot we felt like we were home. It was Whitney Houston's arrival in Israel. If you have a chance to go, we think you'll feel the same way too.
This is my land!
Special thanks to local dramaturg and yachting enthusiast Clifford Sterling III for keeping this field trip hot, spicy, and edutaining.
