Showing posts with label fist fights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fist fights. Show all posts

Monday, August 6, 2007

This Grilled Cheese Sandwich Will Tear Us Apart


I was minding my own B.I. and trolling Epicurious for some cheap thrills, when I came upon THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH IN THE HISTORY OF FOOD. The reviews for this one recipe go on for days. And evidently, some were so vituperative as to not pass the standards of food reviewing decency and have already been deleted by Epicurious summer interns. (fuckin interns ruin EVERYTHING...) Nonetheless, the remaining reviews are hilarious. Click here!

A few hi-lights of the hard core web-based fisticuffs:

To previous reviewer: Chill out dude/dudette - you have way too much anger going on.... Save it for what counts, ya know??! (The review referred to here has been deleted. Clearly, the person who wrote the deleted review is Paula Abdul.)

Why do reviewers like the cook from Miami feel the need to snipe and make spiteful remarks on a site like this? (Perhaps 'roid rage?)

I'm sure there are plenty of food snobs on this site whose big dark secret is that sometimes they hide in their closet with a big bucket of Kentucky fried chicken or a bag of pork rinds. (Martha Stewart)

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

F(e)istin'

This Thursday she sets Greensboro on fire! Go if you can because she is Canadian, she used to be roommates with Peaches, and just look at those bangs. Musically speaking, Feist rocks our buttholes.

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Friday, May 11, 2007

Fuckin Squirrels


So it has just come to my attention that squirrels are the new plague. Anyone who knows me knows of my July 4th altercation with a black squirrel in DC that sent me home with a fat lip and no wallet.
But more than I hate these creature I hate spelling the word "squirrel." Because the spelling, much like the animal makes NO DAMN SENSE!
So that is all that I have to say about that!
-ps- Many thanks to David for the tip.


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