Tom Being Tom

The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly. We are making some minor changes to this section so please bear with us until we can get it back online. Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. Aug 15, 2007 -Tom

The man (or is it woman?) cracks me up. Really. I'm going to start telling people, as a matter of policy, "do NOT email me about this." "Just wait it out." Because that's the kind of no-shit-from-nobody kind of lady I have always aspired to be. I think I'll start with Verizon Wireless.

It could probably work for all those child support cases I've got pending, too...

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The Lost Ark

This video clip is the Lost Ark, Rosetta Stone, and the Dead Sea Scrolls all in one. We watched this video SO HARD over the last year, we probably broke it; it disappeared from the internet as mysteriously as Blue Sparks vanished from local convenience store shelves. And after a good six months in hiding, ladies and gentlemen, "HATIN ASS BITCHES ON MYSPACE" emerges to thrill us once again!

If Miss T, Allie B, and Mackin Ass Nae don't raise us to a higher level of consciousness, then I don't know who or what will.

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