Fuck High Point, We Want Furniture from SWEDEN
We don't know what's been happening lately in wood-paneled chambers of the Greensboro City Council and other places that get broadcast on channels 3 and 13, but SOMETHING is going down over a big patch of empty real estate near the Coliseum. The spot that used to be Canada Dry Bottling is empty and ripe for development!
Usually, we don't give two squirts of duck shit (or even one!) about local politics and landgrabs and such trifles, but big chunks of space going up for sale get us REAL EXCITED. They awaken the latent dreams within us for a better, more awesome city. Greensboro needs so many things to make it livable- we don't know if there are enough shopping centers slated for bulldozing to accommodate our splendid and expansive vision! (Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, French Connection, H&M, freestanding Cinnabon with drive-thru, etc.)
If it is indded being sold, there is only one moral and proper thing to do.
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