If the Lesbian Gangs Don't Get Her
If she's not ripped limb from limb by lesbian prison gangs, as predicted by this week's Star Magazine, Paris Hilton is sure to be the source of her own demise sooner or later. (DUH!) The drunk driving dumbass is depicted in a sculpture getting all cut up (cocktail in hand- yeah!) in a fantastical artist's rendering of her autopsy. Her death, not surprisingly, is imagined as the result of a margarita-fueled Bentley smash up. (Aw, we were kinda hoping for "shiv in the ribs"...)
Does Tinkerbell know that she's got the herp?What is the best part of this whole project? It's for the shorties! The artist wants to educate tweens about the dangers of being a racist, drunk driving, no-talent skidmark on the underpants of society. Click here to visit the webiste where you can write Paris's obituary. It's a contest! We're not sure what the prize is, but we only enter contests where the prize is a Personal Pan Pizza.
