Showing posts with label quasi-cookery. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

The Semi-Homemade Lady Can't Have Kids

I think Sandra Lee, of the Food Network, is barren. Maybe. Probably. It's a hunch. (She's always cooking for the nieces and nephews, but we never see her kids.)

I'm thinking it's the soup mix. All those nitrates can't be good for the reproductive system.

I'm waiting for her to end a show by crying into her tablescape.


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