Visions!
Paris Hilton has finally been locked up for being a ho!
Just like Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose on the episode of the Golden Girls where they end up in jail because they're mistaken for prostitutes at a cheap hotel and they miss their chance to meet Mr. Burt Reynolds.
Except this time- there's no mistake!
I'm starting to get signals, they're gettin stronger.... Ah, yes, the visions... they are coming to me!
I see books, books with reeeeally big words.
Paris will be getting a law degree from a correspondence school...
I see the our Lord, Lord Jesus: the vision is beau-ti-ful!
She will be doing many, many pencil drawings of Jesus...
This one is unmistakable! I can see it clear as a dew drop on a Scottish thistle!
LAUGHTER YOGA!
Wooo, I'm exhausted. Being psychic is verrrrry draining. You would certainly already know this if you caught last week's awesome episode of Wife Swap!
Sheree Silver, exhausted psychic
