Showing posts with label sinkholes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sinkholes. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Jennie Stencel Taking Over the WORLD (Lock the Liquor Cabinet)

The first thing we said when we heard there was a sink-hole in Wendover Avenue was "GRRRRRRRR" because "sink-hole" translates into long term delays and an inability to properly get our party on in the Latham Park/Hill Street area.

The second thing we said was "Jen-nay strikes again!" Clearly, she is on the fast track to taking over the world, and nothing raises a traffic girl's profile like a long-term guarantee of traffic news!

ENTER: THE SINK-HOLE

Yea!

At first, (like in 2005) we LOVED Jennie cause we thought she was a random drunk who wandered into the studio and started reading off the teleprompter. Then we learned that she may well be a big crazy drunk, but she is more likely just genetically unable to act right. We still like her, but now that we realize that most of her comedy is "on purpose" we watch the WXII morning crew just for Kimberly Van Scoy's always uncomfortable (and PRICELESS) reactions to the tempest of frivolity and stoopidity surrounding her. Oh, and Brian Slocum.

Need more proof that Jennie's takin' ovah in '07? She got the WXII webmaster to give her HER OWN WEBPAGE!

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