Missing Persons
I was chilling poolside on my yacht this weekend, soaking up some shade and working on my pale, when I ventured to wonder aloud, "whatever happened to Jesse Camp?" 
He beat Dave Holmes out of a VJ(jay) job, rocked our collective world for a summer or two at the MTV beach house(s), then dropped out of our lives just as suddenly as he had screamed his way into them. My group of friends and I posited a range of theories, the most convincing of which was that he and Kirsten Dunst are roaming Brooklyn's baddest back alleys, dumpster diving for pizza and generally spreading their stink around.
Delving into J. Camp's past, I learned he had a cameo in Brit Brit Spears's chick flick, Crossroads and did a few other entertainment related gigs. And then the trail goes cold. His manager and parents claim ignorance of Jesse's whereabouts. And the 8th Street Kidz have remained suspiciously tight-lipped. Though the Brooklyn dumpster-diving theory made so much sense at the time, I've been forced to conclude that MTV chopped him up and sold his bones and hair to China. So they could build this:
The Birds Nest
Yes, that's right, their stadium is called the Birds Nest. Like Jesse's hair.
