BREAKING NEWS- Paris Hilton Set Free!
THREE DAYS? WHA HA HA? (Please make it no be true, please make it no be true...)
Yes, according to TMZ, IS TRUE!
I wonder if they let her go because she got ahold of the sound system and started blasting "Stars are Blind" over the PA. Like when Andy plays "Sull'aria" in Shawshank. Except in Paris's case everyone probably started projectile vomiting and pooping uncontrollably. I am pretty sure that's what happened.
I am sad because I will no longer be getting nightly updates from the Insider about Paris's meals. Last night she had burritos. What is she going to eat tonight? I DON'T KNOW!
Yes, according to TMZ, IS TRUE!
I wonder if they let her go because she got ahold of the sound system and started blasting "Stars are Blind" over the PA. Like when Andy plays "Sull'aria" in Shawshank. Except in Paris's case everyone probably started projectile vomiting and pooping uncontrollably. I am pretty sure that's what happened.
I am sad because I will no longer be getting nightly updates from the Insider about Paris's meals. Last night she had burritos. What is she going to eat tonight? I DON'T KNOW!
