Showing posts with label tolly carr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tolly carr. Show all posts

Monday, August 13, 2007

Breaking News: HypePipe Buys Forsyth County Courts a Gift


We heard you'd need one to carry out Tolly Carr's sentence...

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Tolly Carr Rehabbing His Image


Guess who's in rehab now!

Alleged drunk driver/killer and big dummy, Tolly Carr.

When a local TV news anchor takes a life in a horrific drunk driving crash, really what else is he gonna do? He's certainly not going to write the next great American novel! Tolly knows that the only way to rehab your public image is to rehab your self. Even the Today Show asks "Is Detox the New Vacation?"


Britney's Hideaway


HypePipe is too lazy to link to or list the public figures (as Tolly keeps reminding us, he is a public figure, please...) who have gone straight to rehab in the wake of drug, alcohol, f-word, or n-word related scandals, but you know who we're talking about!

Our prediction for Tolly's next move? As he reminded us all, he's gonna need money, so we're thinking he might enroll in Massage Therapy School.

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