Dear FryDaddy® ,
I'm so glad that you're not a piece of shit. Thank you for always buying me a new toothbrush for Christmas and for taking me to all those Indian Princess meetings. I have such warm memories of stringing beads and talking about how I would probably not get into a good college! You'll never know how much I appreciate all you have done for me over the years, like that time you picked me up from the police station when I faked my own kidnapping. Also, do you remember the time we went to the zoo, but it turned out to not be the zoo but the alley behind that Pizza Hut? Also it turned out that the "meerkats" were really rats- do you remember? My oh my that was fun. Thanks for all the memories. I love you!
