Last Night's Heroes: Ground Breaking

Someone call the Guiness people, I think last night's Heroes was officially the first time anyone has made out while listening to music ON A CELL PHONE on a primetime television program. Even more groundbreaking, Al Gore is gonna be on 30 Rock this week! Because one Emmy is never enough. Also everything on NBC is green now, even the Heroes eclips. And Ann Curry is in Antarctica. Will Nathan Petrelli be the next to bow to GE's awesome syngery and start spewing liberal-media-global-warming-propaganda? Read on gentle souls, read on...

In short, no. Though it can only be a matter of time. Having addressed the issues of porous borders and the slow rehabilitation of New Orleans, it's only logical that global climate change should follow. Perhaps Hiro will go back in time and assassinate Henry Ford.

But for now, the only issue getting raised is the issue of how high Nathan's hair can get before it becomes too rediculous. Answer: not high enough. In other news, Matt's dad is trapped in his mind and Matt grew a pair, but he's still a total geek with weird daddy issues. Mohinder's blood doesn't cure the anti-mutant disease anymore, which means Nikki/Jessica is gonna die. It also means that Molly is officially the most capable person living in her house. Speaking of daddy issues, Noah Bennett (aka The Man in the Horned Rimmed Glasses) is POed at Clair for having a boyfriend. (Creepy.) But not as POed as West was when he found out Clair's dad was that bad man who touched him wrong. Hiro's back from the past, dumb Irish chick is lost in the future, and Ma Petrelli somehow snaps Peter back into the present. Adam is the new Sylar and Sylar is presumably still hot and sweaty and hot somewhere in the SW.

DA END.