Bollinger to Mahmmy: It's Over!
We here at the HypePipe International News Bureau Head Quarters in New York (pictured above) spent a good part of the day today, like you I'm sure, glued to the TV. Disc one of season two of Weeds came in the Netflix while we were waiting for our sexy interns to bring us lunch from Cosi. Let's just say I didn't get around to picking up my wife's dry cleaning tonight like she asked me to.But nearly as importantly, when our breathless, ruddy-faced interns returned, they told us something that made us spit out our Sobe all over our varfs: Lee Bollinger totally broke up with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! In public. And it was ugly.
Sources close to the story told our interns who told us that Lee had invited Mahmoud over for a little "get-together" at Columbia. Apparently, Mahmoud thought he was going to be speaking or something. Rumor has it they were all over each other in the Alumni House coat-room and our spys tell us they even chatted about how much they both looooove Hillary Clinton. And then, all of a sudden, in front of everyone, Lee just totally bitched Mahmoud out. I mean it was brutal.
Here see for yourself. Unfortunately, thanks to the YouTube Gestapo*, the only clip we could find was from FOX Noise. No worries though, they hate Ahmadinejad almost as much as they hate Columbia, so I'm pretty sure the footage is un-edited...
*Sorry Mahmmy, alleged Gestapo.
