Thank you Delta (Burke) for not cancelling flights this weekend! My important engagement in New York City can go on as planned. Cedric and I will be sure to write you an email of appreciation for giving that faulty wiring another couple of weeks to work itself out. New York's gonna be GREAT! Even tho it is sposed to RAIN all weekend. I just hope we are turtle enough for the turtle club...
Brave (AND STRONG) correspondent, Cedric, reporting LIVE from the Chelsea/Manhattan/Bed-Stuy Field Offices of HypePipe:
"So this broke ass ho is about to leave werk and since I am too poor to go somewhere and drink right away, I've decided to take the train up to Bryant Park and linger outside the final show of fashion week which just happens to be Sean Jean.
I'm tinkin that with any luck, i'll catcha pita activist being shot 4 trying to pour paint on Diddy's moms!"
To celebrate fashion weak, watch this video of a falling ass model!
That's right some no good, probably illegal immigrants have broken our Writer's Guild Solidarity Strike! This is what a police state looks like!
Here at HypePipe Headquarters, we've been doing our best to support the cause...
We aren't going to write a single hilarous joke until our brothers and sisters on the picket line get the residual payments they deserve! But our vigilance is not eternal.
Yesterday, Jason (pictured above), who was supposed to be collecting signatures, took a nap without locking up the blogging chamber. Consequently, some dirty scab was able to slip in and make a funny about Kid Nation. Of course we fired Jason this morning, but we wanted to personally assure you that it won't happen again.
Well actually it might. Basically, the door knob on the door to our office is kinda broken right now,
so anyone can pretty much come up here and blog unless there's someone on look-out duty. We can't be up here all the time so, if you see any posts before the strike is over, just ignore them.
It's probably another scab. Or a homeless person
We here at the HypePipe International News Bureau Head Quarters in New York (pictured above) spent a good part of the day today, like you I'm sure, glued to the TV. Disc one of season two of Weeds came in the Netflix while we were waiting for our sexy interns to bring us lunch from Cosi. Let's just say I didn't get around to picking up my wife's dry cleaning tonight like she asked me to.
