Last Week's LOST: A for Awkward
So have you ever been stranded on a deserted island only to find that it wasn't really deserted and in fact was populated by a creepy Others cult who then proceeded to torture, experiment on, and generally wig you out?
And then, one of them has to come and live with you on your side of the island and you're all like "Um what the fuck are you doing here?" and Jack's all like, "I know she totally fucked with your lives, but she's with me now so you have to be nice to her." And you're like "Whatever Jack, while you were gone Sawyer gave us pineapples." And Jack's like, "It's a fucking tropical island, there's pineapples everywhere!" And then your friend starts to die but that Other chick saves her life, but it turns out the whole thing was faked so that you would trust her and she's still sooooo one of the Others?
Yeah, totally awkward.
PS: Opening Flower Happy Bird interview coming soon! There's just so much of it!!!!!
