Showing posts with label Melrose Place. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Melrose Place. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2007

G-D BLESS BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO!

They may be few and far beTWEEN, but the family friendly forces at Blockbuster Video manage to hide just enough gay low budget DVDs amongst the copies of Wild Hogs and Matt Damon movies that dominate the store.

I rented THIS ONE!

Tell me that I didn't strike GOLD! I'm guessing that it will be a mix of Brokeback Mountain (the book) and Melrose Place with porn-like sensibility!


I'M SOOOOO EXCITED!

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Bow Down Before the HYPErcolor!

Trent Reznor, aka NI(backwerd)N, aka Nine Inch Nails, new album is called "Year Zero." No one here at HypePipe was gonna shell out actual money for a CD, but THIS might change our minds...


The CD cover is HYPERCOLOR! Like the t-shirts:
Ooooh, it's so 90's I can almost hear the theme music to Melrose Place! (Which we're going to change to the National Anthem if we're ever elected to public office.)


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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Fuck a Housewife

This is a throwback for those who remember the good 'ol days when Doug Savante and Marcia Cross were on a GOOD show, as opposed to their current stint on Desperate House Hos (And yes, I still watch the shit. DON'T JUDGE ME!).

Below is a tender moment that the two shared on Aaron Spelling's masterpiece of 90's cliché. The clip may be many years old, however Cross' characters both now and then have something very special in common (other than bat-shit crazy).

And that thing is, Homophobia.

Ladies and gentiles, with no further delay, I present to you………MELROSE PLACE!

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