Showing posts with label foxy brown is some bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foxy brown is some bullshit. Show all posts

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Sky BUSTED

Erica blogging again, not from Colorado, but from a place of anger!

I was intending to hop on the luxurious and low-cost flying Greyhound line, Skybus, next week for a few days of careless whispers and self-esteem building at the HypePipe's Brooklyn outpost (Cedric's apartment). HOWEVER, I just learned that Skybus is officially DEFUNCT. Based on Patrick's experience, I'm probably better off without Skybust as you couldn't get from Greensboro to Manhattan without a lot of nonsense in Newburgh involving buses, regional rail, and Foxy Brown.

How's this for effective customer communication and crisis management? "Passengers holding reservations for Skybus flights scheduled to depart on or after Saturday, April 5, 2008 should contact their credit card companies to arrange to apply for a refund."


And you can't call them because THEY DON'T HAVE PHONES! I feel like a ch-izump for choosing an airline without a phone. If someone does not have a phone, they are usually not a good person to ask for a RIDE.

Skybust also sold candy, perfume and baby clothes in-flight as a "fundraiser" for the airline. Yet another sign of a bad business model. It's kind of too bad about that; I really wanted to load up on peanut M&M's and Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds. (These have always brought me luck!)




THOM YORKE can tell you how I feel about this whole wrinkle in my bank account and travel plans:

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Budd Lake Can You Hear ME????

Here at the pipe, we love the fans almost as much as Foxy Brown loves being stoopid. In honor of this special love we would like to salute our fan base in beautiful BUDD LAKE, NJ!

We’ve noticed through tracking that NJ is our 3rd largest sate for hits and that 99.9% are coming from Budd Lake on a regular basis, so Budd Lake…….HERE’S TO YOU!

We hope that the next time we are in Northwestern NJ on a Friday, we can rent a carbon neutral hot rod and meet you all at the Stardust Diner for Bike and Car Cruise Night!

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Friday, August 17, 2007

G-D BLESS BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO!

They may be few and far beTWEEN, but the family friendly forces at Blockbuster Video manage to hide just enough gay low budget DVDs amongst the copies of Wild Hogs and Matt Damon movies that dominate the store.

I rented THIS ONE!

Tell me that I didn't strike GOLD! I'm guessing that it will be a mix of Brokeback Mountain (the book) and Melrose Place with porn-like sensibility!


I'M SOOOOO EXCITED!

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