Last Week's LOST: WEAK
But at least we know now, once and for all, that Korea is indeed buhoooooooooring. Unlike say, Australia, or sub-Saharan Africa, or any of the myriad other places that the good flashbacks take place. But you know, it's good that we figured that out because I had been thinking of popping over to Seol whilst abroad this summer...
Oh you haven't heard? Yeah, I'm going to France... No, southern France. I say, let the tourists have Paris! Who want's Paris in July anyhoo? I much prefer the rolling vals de garrigue of Provence. So if you're anywhere near Fontvieille this summer, drop me a line...
Anyway, back to LOST:
-Pre-preggers Sun almost commits hara-kiri (you know, because of the bald guy) but Juliet uses her Other-magic and finds out that Jin is in fact the baby's daddy. Sun's secret shame remains hidden deep beneath her placid, Asian surface ....for now.
-Penny did not fall from the sky, as the most feeble-minded of you may have at first believed. Instead it is a hot Italian...with a punctured lung!!!!! Oh, if only there were a Soviet field surgeon on hand...
-Oh, there's one. But, wai..., wha..., waaaaaaaaaitaminnit! You're dead! Oh well. Quick Jin, neutralize him with your kung-fu!
-What's that Not-Penny? What did you say...? Hugo! Quick, you speak...Latinese, right? What is she saying? What? I can't hear you... Damn the Romans and their inscrutable, breathy accents! Wait, I hear her now, something...Yes, that's right! Oceanic flight 815...! What? They found our plane? But that's impossible! The plane is on the Island! No survivors...? No survivors... But we're survivors!!!! Oh my GOD, it's all so insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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