Matt Lauer Does Two Oceans in One Day!
Once again, you heard it here hours before it happened-
this morning Matt Lauer was indeed broadcasting live from the top of Cape Point, South Africa. With the help of the sky, tea leaves, and clues on www.todayshow.com, we saw the future and painted it in color! (We do it because we love you. )
Highlights From This Morning's Today Show:
Ann said, "You look hot, Matt." (He was sweaty.)
Merd mentioned Matt's BLACK AM EX card. (A transparent and desperate hint for gifts!)
This was the second time Matt opened a broadcast waving around a big stick to ward off wild animals. (The first time was his interview with Paris Hilton, who, like a baboon, will not hesitate to kick you in the dick, take your food, and run.)
The best part? Matt reported from the Indian Ocean and the Atlantic at the same time. So bi-oceanic!!!!
