Broadcasting Live- From Luxurious Dubai!
FINALLY Matt Lauer got his raggedy ass to Dubai, home of Bubbles the Chimp, Halliburton, and all who LOVE LUXURY! As we predicted earlier, Matt touched down in Dubai for a day of luxurious live broadcasting. On top of the pointy hotel! On a heli-pad!
And just as we predicted, Meredith has fallen apart without Matt, her rock and co-host, by her side. Meredith's nervous sarcasm has been so painfully embarassing to watch- we love it! Every other sentence out of her mouth this week has been about how Matt better get busy shopping and buy her some shit. ("Dubai me some gold" Classy, Merd!) If she is lucky, Matt will bring her hotel soap and a pair of socks from the airport Soxx Shop.
