Ladies and Gentleman: TWEETIE!
As we were waiting for Sunday's explosively nuclear finale of Celebrity Fit Club (post to come as soon as possible- it was so RAW, it's gonna take a few days to digest if it doesn't give us E. coli and fucking kill us!), we found TWEETIE, the newest coreographer to the masses and host of what might be (yet another) New Favorite Show. First MTV gave us Laguna Beach Seasons 1-3, and now they have given us a whole show of poppin', lockin', and droppin'. And the show is called...

Seriously, this show is so good. It will probably defeat the terrorists. The only societal ill this show could create is more misappropriation of the word "hood" by people who just shouldn't be sayin' it like that. (Yes, white girl, we're talking about you who calls your cell phone "ghetto" when you can't get it to work!)
Our girl Tweetie breaks down all the "new" dances. And by new, we mean newly uploaded to YouTube. (YouTube is how we learned to dance. We are so glad this has reached critical mass.) Click over to the show to see the "Lip Gloss!" The debut episode also includes the Toe Wop and the Aunt Jackie- yes, yes, and YES! Just be sure if you watch this show you str-e-e-e-t-ch properly and wear plenty of GLOSS.