Toasteeeeeee

George Hamilton, spokesperson for Ritz Toasted Chips, (no relation to Toastee from Flavor of Love II) may have jumped ahead of Mario Lopez in the line to succeed Bob Barker on the Price is Right.

The housewives in Ohio must have been threatening the producers that they would strangle themselves with their pantyhose if they didn't hire someone more like DADDY. We say good luck to you, Mr. Hamilton.

Mario shoulda stuck with hosting Pet Star!

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Pet Food Scare- What to Do!????

Since the tainted pet food scandal first broke, we here at HypePipe have been very careful about what we've been feeding our pets. After experimenting with some of our own recipes, which were inspired by Barbara Harris in Freaky Friday , we gave up on "cooking" and found the perfect food for pets.

The KFC Mashed Potato Bowl is basically the whole fucking menu in a bowl. You and Kitty Boo Boo will love it.

Did I forget to mention? IT'S COVERED WITH CHEESE!!!!

Special thanks to Cold Cold Ice and her dog Ada for the tip-off to the Chicken Bowls.

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