Showing posts with label tainted food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tainted food. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Barf Rock Cafe


While we are not officially a "food and cultcha" blog, we feel compelled to alert our readers when we hear about, consume, or get sick from nasty food in the Triad. In addition to Fishbones, Bonefish or whatever it is, we now gotta steer clear of the darling of the Greensboro corporate catering world, Bear Rock Cafe.


Here's the scoop on just how nasty it is:

Greensboro, NC -- An inspector checked Bear Rock Cafe at Friendly Center in Greensboro. He saw flies inside and rodents around its dumpster. Also, the meat and vegetable slicers were dirty.

The score for Bear Rock Cafe was 86.5, a "B".

posted August 16, 2007 on the Restaurant Report Card.


A "B" in Calculus is cause for rejoice. In a restaurant, it is cause for grabbing our keys and getting the HELL out. Summer still has a ways to go and there are plenty of mayonnaise-based salads yet to be eaten and food-borne illness yet to be caught. We'll keep you richly informed. If we don't die first!

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Pet Food Scare- What to Do!????

Since the tainted pet food scandal first broke, we here at HypePipe have been very careful about what we've been feeding our pets. After experimenting with some of our own recipes, which were inspired by Barbara Harris in Freaky Friday , we gave up on "cooking" and found the perfect food for pets.



The KFC Mashed Potato Bowl is basically the whole fucking menu in a bowl. You and Kitty Boo Boo will love it.

Did I forget to mention? IT'S COVERED WITH CHEESE!!!!

Special thanks to Cold Cold Ice and her dog Ada for the tip-off to the Chicken Bowls.

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