Celebrity Fit Club- Fucked Up As HELL Edition
Do y'all hate this guy? (see pic below) You do? Excellent, then we can commence our wrap-up of the season finale of a show that was so SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP that it took us three whole weeks to post about it!
"The narcissist, in contrast, is the mental equivalent of an alcoholic. He is insatiable. He directs his whole behaviour, in fact his life, to obtain these pleasurable titbits of attention. He embeds them in a coherent, completely biased, picture of himself. He uses them to regulates his labile (fluctuating) sense of self-worth and self-esteem."
And now, the wrap-up of the wondrous BULLSHIT PARADE that was the Celebrity Fit Club Finale!
1. Favorite Line of the Show- Our favorite line? Brat (of course, god love her) says of Screech:
We would like to set up a paypal account to allow you, our dear HypePipe readers, to contribute to this special cause. We'd pledge a million dollars to have Screech's ass properly broken!
2. Favorite touching moment of the show- Harvey gives Ross the Intern a chocolate coin, signifying his respect. There was so much RESPECT up on that big scale, we felt like we were watching Celebrity Respect Club.
3. Favorite freak out- Marcia Brady goes BUCKWILD over jury. Diamonds and a gospel choir, what better reward for putting up with this ridikalus show? And she got so excited about her free trip, even though it was to Canada.
4. Favorite aspect of the female contestants- They all lost weight, but they kept their chests! Really, we had to call it Celebrity Tit Club. Harvey was licking his chops when he saw Tiffany, or as we were forced to call her, Tittany:
5. Least favorite comedy routine ever- Screech making fun of Da Brat and Cledus. (DUH!) We hated Screech from the beginning, then he put on fake hair and mimicked two of our favorite contestants (oh yeah, btw we LOVE Cledus) for laughs. Oh and no one laughed. Yea! We hate him even more!
6. Our favorite final moment- The heretofore respect-filled final weigh-in devolves in to complete chaos! Stacy the therapist tells the cast to ignore Screech's sick ploys for attention- in front of his face! As the collective anger for Screech leaps back to life, everyone starts cursing and shaking. People are walking off the set. Cledus is taking his jacket off. A RANDOM security guy in a white hat appears out of nowhere. (Maybe from a video shoot on the lot next door?) And Harvey is getting ready to beat some former child star ass! Harvey, you did us all proud when you said your goodbyes thusly: "Get the f*** off my scale and have a lovely f***in' day."
They are STILL rerunning this shit, it was so good! So watch it with a hi-liter and DSM-IV in hand. We bet you can diagnose everyone on that show with something.
We give this season of Celebrity Fit Club an F for:
FUCKED UP AS HELL
