Da Brat's Quote of the Week

"If you hear us laughing, it's because you sound fucking retarded."

- Da Brat to Screech

This past Sunday's Celebrity Fit Club climbed even further up the tree of crazy. G-d bless Brat! Honorable mention goes to Harvey. (I would have dedicated a whole fucking BLOG to Harvey if he'd actually wore out Screech's ass as promised.)

"You must be out of your part-time cartoon mind!"

- Harvey to Screech

I hereby decree this group of fucked up people the BEST group of fucked up people on television!

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Queer like funny. Funny ha ha.

In keeping with the theme of recent posts about the private lives of public gays, lets talk about Nick Swardson.



Yes, that Nick Swardson. Of Reno 9/11 fame. First off I just want to say that I think it's totally not funny to make fun of the tragic events of September 11th. I haven't ever seen this supposed "comedy" show, but I think treating the WAR ON TERROR!!!!!!!!!! with anything but the upmost seriousness is not only wrong, it's unfuckingAmerican.

That having been said, Nick Swardson is a total hottie! And I say he's a homo, but his myspace page says he's "not sure"!

Lets help him make up his mind:







If you just got a boner or were suddenly filled with a deep unabiding shame, you're gay!!!!!! And that goes for everyone, not just Nick.

Now it's time for all our faggot fans to write to their favorite faggolicious celebrities and tell them to come out of the closet!!!! This means you Dick Cheney, Paul Crouch, Mario Lopez, Bob Barker, Jesse Helms, Don Imus, and every last one of the Baltimore Oreoles! First Lance Bass, and now the world!!!!!!

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