HypePipe Investigates: The Lost Children of Kid Nation
For months, Kid Nation has been abuzz with talk of the Taylors and Gregs. Crazy Divad and Michael, the great orator. But what of the other children? The Nathans and Kennedeys? What about that crazy pink hair girl? And what happened to Colby's hair? Is that even his name!? Colby?
Well, this week HypePipe Investigates takes a long hard look at...
Yes this week it's all about those other kids. The homeschoolers and Kentuckians who are just now starting to worm their way into the spotlight.
For example, this is Kennedy. She "dares to be different" and doesn't mind making a fool out of herself in front of other people. Thus, obviously, she is a "great kid" -according to Mike. Weirdo. Kennedy, against all logic, eventually wins the gold star this week. We know, it doesn't make any sense. Because unlike that other girl from Kentucky, Savannah, she didn't cry at all. And unlike Divad, she didn't make anyone any potatoes.
And then there's Nathan...
Poor, strange, probably gay little Nathan. Actually Nathan wasn't even on screen this week, but that just shows how lost he truly is. Like Kennedey, Nathan blew past Divad to snatch the gold star out from underneath her oil-scarred nose last week. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to have won him any friends. We're pretty sure Greg still beats him up (in a weirdly homoerotic way) every day.
And we would be remiss if we didn't mention Migle and Natasha.
Yes, her name is Migle. Maybe it's Irish. These two are as thick as thieves. Like Laverne and Shirley, or an erstwhile Paris and Nicole. (I don't know what that means either, Jason.) Natasha and Migle don't work too hard, which is good because they are way too pretty. They're also the oldest girls in town, which means that in the event of a disaster, they'll be the ones who have to repopulate the world with Greg and Blaine. Blaine who you ask? Good question.
This is Blaine. He's like a non-crossdressing, acne-free Greg. He may also be a girl.
And finally these kids don't really have names, but they do have cool hair.
Viva Kid Nation!
