Starbucks is Monitoring US ALL!
No shitting you, this is what my Starbucks cup was printed with this morning:
"Have you noticed that dogs are the new kids? You take a walk with your kid and your dog, but nobody says, "What a cute kid!" Instead they say, "What a cute dog! What's his name? Is he a rescue?" Maybe if I put a collar and leash on my kid someone will notice her." Judy Gruen, Homorist and author of The Women's Daily Irony Supplement.
You know what Judy Gruen? You can shove that unfunny crap right up your koosh. I get better quips from the Hot Sauce packets at Taco Bell. AND IF YOU'RE GOING TO RIP OFF HYPEPIPE, AT LEAST PUT A LINK ON THAT SHIT! The terrorists are one step closer to winning...
