Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label news. Show all posts
Monday, June 25, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
First Green Hit
It is with much pleasure that i break this, our first peace of locally grown news:
While helping a customer at my plantation like job, I noticed that he was wearing a polo shirt with the logo for Sparks (the perfect storm of malt liquor and meth) on it and i asked him if Sparks was his employer. Much to my enjoyment it turned out that he was a salesman for the noble brewery. I then shared with him how crazy in love with his brand me and my friends were and he told me that if he had it and wasn't late for a flight he would have given me some (*boxes joyfully*).
After the blood drained out of my blush ridden cheeks, I asked him what happend to Blue (diet) Sparks. He then told me that the local distributer had dropped it, but they had just been bought by Miller and there was a good chance that it was due to return soon.
Now I am a fan of Classic Orange, however my perpetually dieting associates live and die for Diet Blue. So it is for all of you that I post this news. So put down that Tilt and prepare for the return of the O.G. diet-crak-soda-beer blend!
While helping a customer at my plantation like job, I noticed that he was wearing a polo shirt with the logo for Sparks (the perfect storm of malt liquor and meth) on it and i asked him if Sparks was his employer. Much to my enjoyment it turned out that he was a salesman for the noble brewery. I then shared with him how crazy in love with his brand me and my friends were and he told me that if he had it and wasn't late for a flight he would have given me some (*boxes joyfully*).
After the blood drained out of my blush ridden cheeks, I asked him what happend to Blue (diet) Sparks. He then told me that the local distributer had dropped it, but they had just been bought by Miller and there was a good chance that it was due to return soon.
Now I am a fan of Classic Orange, however my perpetually dieting associates live and die for Diet Blue. So it is for all of you that I post this news. So put down that Tilt and prepare for the return of the O.G. diet-crak-soda-beer blend!
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