Showing posts with label sparks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sparks. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Thursday, May 24, 2007
REEEEEEALLY Excited
We're really excited Jordin Sparks won. We always vote a straight Sparks ticket. The Idols Tour, sponsored by Pop Tarts, is coming to Greensboro on September 11th. Patriotism is still huge with the Idol producers- I think they're gonna shoot Sanjaya out of a cannon in honor of the blessed anniversary!
Friday, April 13, 2007
Of Meatwads and Milkshakes
We're pretty sure the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie opens this weekend. We think. Maybe tonight? We think we've seen pop up ads on Myspace... Um, soooo, yeah it's this weekend. (God, we're so strung out on Bjork mp3s and 30 Rock and fucking cold ass weather!) Click here for listings. Sparks and a straw make a great movie date!
We're probably gonna plan to go, not go, and then rent the DVD. Besides, for some reason, all the movie theaters in Greensboro smell like nasty unwashed carpet and cafeteria spaghetti (yeah, that kind of carpet). With the possible exception of the Friendly Center theater with the big echo chamber. And that's cause it was just bought up by some investors from DUBAI!
What do you think Greensboro's movie theaters smell like?
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
First Green Hit
It is with much pleasure that i break this, our first peace of locally grown news:
While helping a customer at my plantation like job, I noticed that he was wearing a polo shirt with the logo for Sparks (the perfect storm of malt liquor and meth) on it and i asked him if Sparks was his employer. Much to my enjoyment it turned out that he was a salesman for the noble brewery. I then shared with him how crazy in love with his brand me and my friends were and he told me that if he had it and wasn't late for a flight he would have given me some (*boxes joyfully*).
After the blood drained out of my blush ridden cheeks, I asked him what happend to Blue (diet) Sparks. He then told me that the local distributer had dropped it, but they had just been bought by Miller and there was a good chance that it was due to return soon.
Now I am a fan of Classic Orange, however my perpetually dieting associates live and die for Diet Blue. So it is for all of you that I post this news. So put down that Tilt and prepare for the return of the O.G. diet-crak-soda-beer blend!
While helping a customer at my plantation like job, I noticed that he was wearing a polo shirt with the logo for Sparks (the perfect storm of malt liquor and meth) on it and i asked him if Sparks was his employer. Much to my enjoyment it turned out that he was a salesman for the noble brewery. I then shared with him how crazy in love with his brand me and my friends were and he told me that if he had it and wasn't late for a flight he would have given me some (*boxes joyfully*).
After the blood drained out of my blush ridden cheeks, I asked him what happend to Blue (diet) Sparks. He then told me that the local distributer had dropped it, but they had just been bought by Miller and there was a good chance that it was due to return soon.
Now I am a fan of Classic Orange, however my perpetually dieting associates live and die for Diet Blue. So it is for all of you that I post this news. So put down that Tilt and prepare for the return of the O.G. diet-crak-soda-beer blend!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
