The Lecternette- A Spelling Bea's Best Friend

Hi, I'm Joan. International Spelling Bee Officiant and Certified Word Docent. Wherever I go, Lecternette goes. We've been all over the country! From the exciting Southern Ohio Kentuckiana Regionals, to the Wichita Championship Spell-Off and Breast Cancer Dance-a-thon. Lecternette keeps the crowd excited about spelling- I'm so lucky to be doing God's work! Well, I've got a plane to catch. It's back to Orlando for the Kissimmee St. Cloud city finals. See you at the next bee!

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Dear Greensboro...

THANK YOU FOR SPELLING!

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And speaking of spells...

Thats rite! Grensboro's very own blog of record will be hosting it's anual Speling Bea this comming Thursday at the cities most luxsurious bar, The Flat Iron! And the best part is....

Its absolootley frea!!!!!

Al you have to do is show up somwhat sober and redy for some hott spelling ackshun. (We cant rull out the posibillitie of some hott spell ackshun ethier!)

What: HypePipe First Ever City Wide Spelling Bee!

Who: Cedrerictrick Blanewiler

Where: The Flat Iron

When: Thursday, May 24, 8:30 PM until

Why: the fuck not?

How much: NADA!

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When Tyra's Just Not Enough

If there are two things we are unqualifiedly batty about here at the Pipe, they are: 1) magick spells and 2) helping people. Thus dear readers, enjoy, free of charge:

A Glamour Spell

You need: one or more pink candles, a handheld mirror, love oil.

“Dress” candles in love oil. Next light the candles & stare deeply into the mirror. Visualize the change you want. Recite this incantation aloud:

"Sacred flame, as you dance/
Call upon my sacred glance.
Call upon my second sight/
Give me GLAMOUR With your light.
Blessed flame, shining bright/
Give me now my second sight.
Power of three, let them
see, let them see"

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