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ORIGIN: The ASHES........

The 5th Ever Hypepipe City-Wide Spelling BEA (Arthur)
Thursday, February 27th
Scuppernong Books / 304 South Elm St. GSO, NC
$5 to SPELL / FREE to LEARN

Let's see what happens.....

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WENDY'S IS ROBBING YOU ALL!!

So Before I left the G-Spot the Super Value Menu at Wendy's had suddenly become a bit more pricey (and pricey, I mean more than 99 cent).

At Home, I once heard a clerk explain to a feisty landscaper one day that the price increase was seasonal and it happens all the time...........

GREENSBORO that was DOO DOO FECES!

I just found today that the Wendy's near Prospect Park in Brooklyn STILL HAS THE ORIGINAL PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!

and I ain’t mad.

But in parting, PLEASE VISTIT our bff's @ MONKEYWHALE to view the hottest footage of the 4th Ever HypePipe City-Wide Spelling Bea Arthur to ever be recorded and published on the internets!

And speaking of the internets.........in order to quail any rumors, the clip below is not me but represents what I have been up to 24-7 since arriving at my new home.

-enjoy!




Tay(Diggs)Amo!

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Leslie Feist can’t come to the 4th EVER HYPEPIPE CITY-WIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHER) either!

BUT SHE SENT THIS FROM A BUS!!!!


Pardon the Kimmel and cometo the Bea!

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BREAKING NEWS: CHRIS DAUGHTRY WILL NOT BE ATTENDING THE 4TH EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)!!

And we couldn’t BEA more excited!

For those of you who have been concerned, we are indeed alive and are coming back with a VENGEANCE! And by “vengeance” we mean………


THE 4TH EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR)!!!

To celebrate the arrival of our favorite season, TWINter, we will once again converge upon The Flatiron @ 8:00 pm on Saturday, December 22 to spell, yell, and raise all kinds of (John Mc)CAIN!

We’ll be celebrating Patrick graduating from the university where they say that’s not possible (yoU Never Can, in Greensboro). Cedric will be celebrating his last week in the G-spot before moving to the hamlet of Brooklyn, NY. And Erica (remember her) will be showing off her new door-knocker earrings which will be sure to cause a STIR!

AND there will be a very special appearance and performance by Hypepipe’s resident house band SexxySexxyMuscularBlackGuys!!!!


AND our brand new friends from BURN Energy Drink will be on hand adding fuel to our non-traditional holiday flame (clean burning of course cause we’re still green ya’ll)!

So ditch your family (or bring ‘em if they can take it). Scalp those Daughtry tickets (Because if anyone will be back to GSO Coliseum it is him, or them, or whatever the hell they are). And get ready to spell a hole into the ground deep enough for us to make it to Beijing by the 2008 Summer Games.

seeyouTHERE!

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Thank You Greensboro!

For making last night's Spelling Bea Arthur so very EPIC!

Last night's spellers, spelling spectators, and even the people who just thought they were going to go to the Flat to drink, did Greensboro proud and broke a HypePipe Citywide Spelling Bea Arthur participation record. The Flat Iron was packed to the gills with old school and new school SPELLING FOOLS. Prizes were awarded after several intense rounds of head to head spelling and even Al Gore smiled upon the evening from his mansion in Tennessee. In a word, it was EPIC.

Thank you Greensboro!!!!

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Breaking News: Greensboro Illiterate???

I

GUESS

WE'LL

SE(A)!!!!

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Gypsies, Tramps, and (Killa) BEES!!!!

Once again we thank all those who came early, who came drunk, and especially those who came late and drunk to the...

2ND EVER HYPEPIPE CITYWIWIDE SPELLING BEA (ARTHUR).

There Were Three HOT HOT HEATS........

A WORLD PREMIER halftime show by Sexy Sexy Muscular Black Guys (More to come on them soon....)

And of course we had a WINNER!!!!!

(That won so HARD, Cedric was rendered Blind!)

And there were BUBBLES!

So Greater Greensboro (rather the piece that we like), HERE'S TO YOU! You made our second time out Bigger, Badder, and Buzzier, than the first. Even Patrick would have been proud!

Stay tuned for your next opportunity to get STUNG!

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The Lecternette- A Spelling Bea's Best Friend

Hi, I'm Joan. International Spelling Bee Officiant and Certified Word Docent. Wherever I go, Lecternette goes. We've been all over the country! From the exciting Southern Ohio Kentuckiana Regionals, to the Wichita Championship Spell-Off and Breast Cancer Dance-a-thon. Lecternette keeps the crowd excited about spelling- I'm so lucky to be doing God's work! Well, I've got a plane to catch. It's back to Orlando for the Kissimmee St. Cloud city finals. See you at the next bee!

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She's Coming Children.........

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Dear Greensboro...

THANK YOU FOR SPELLING!

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And The Tweens Shall Inherit The Summer (Jam)

So, on the heels of Lil Mama's immortal classic Lip Gloss (thank you Perez, but we had it first), I have found a couple new tracks that are bieng dropped just in time for Summer Jamz the world over.

Rhianna must have gotten tired of Ellen playing that damn song of hers everyday because she finally made A NEW ONE. It's called "Shut Up and Drive." This time around she seems to have taken Soft Cell back to the sample store and traded them in for Orgy. No shit ya'll. I couldn't believe it either, but it's fire. I had to change tank-tops twice!

And THIS SHIT made me question my sobriety when i not only saw and heard, but ENJOYED IT! Somehow Avril Lavigne took time off from makin my butt itch to recruit Lip Glossy Lil Mama to remix her POS anthem "Girlfriend." And the results.....I'm too embarrassed to share, but go to Idolator, take a listen, then decide for your self.

Then come to the Spelling Bea tonight and call me a sell out!

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