Teen Pregnancy Rate Has Dropped, And We Know Why!

Pregnancy rates are down not because today's teens are any less slutty than their forebears, but because they doin' it in the butt (and probably other places).

Oh, yes, we watch Oprah- we know about lipstick parties and Sex Bracelets!

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Magick for Midriff Baring Teens

But does it include Clearasil?

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Blame Canada

If you spent the weekend freezing your peanut butter and jellies off, you can thank Canada.

Canada has given us so much. Cold fronts and melodramatic teen television. And British spelling. And cheap prescription drugs. Thank you Canada!

Here's a clip of the most melodramatic teen television ever to blow across the border and onto Nickelodeon. Ladies and gentlemen, Fifteen.

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