HypePipe: doin' it in the butt

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Friday, July 20, 2007

They're goin' in! Click here to read about Saturday's planned field trip into our president's bunghole.

Here's what we think this exciting expidition into that dark scary place known as the presidential poop chute will turn up:

Leaves, branches, topsoil

Hello Kitty lip gloss

Ham and cheese biscuit (undigested)

Cheney family Boston terrier, Ripples

Enriched uranium butt plug

Leave your guesses, based on conjecture or personal knowledge of George W's doo doo hole.

Pregnancy rates are down not because today's teens are any less slutty than their forebears, but because they doin' it in the butt (and probably other places).

Oh, yes, we watch Oprah- we know about lipstick parties and Sex Bracelets!