Doin' it in the Butt- Presidential Colon Edition
They're goin' in! Click here to read about Saturday's planned field trip into our president's bunghole.
Here's what we think this exciting expidition into that dark scary place known as the presidential poop chute will turn up:
Leaves, branches, topsoil
Hello Kitty lip gloss
Ham and cheese biscuit (undigested)
Cheney family Boston terrier, Ripples
Enriched uranium butt plug
Leave your guesses, based on conjecture or personal knowledge of George W's doo doo hole.
