Showing posts with label who wants cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label who wants cake. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Nelson Mandela 89 Years Young!


The gift list:

Desmond Tutu- solid gold throne, Jacuzzi filled with champagne

Jimmy Carter- pallet of bricks (leftover from last project with Rosalyn), a lock of his own hair

Salman Rushdie- box of Omaha steaks

Oprah- tickets to Cats, (must attend with Gayle)

George Clooney- $35.00 P.F. Chang's gift card

Tyra Banks- Swarovsky crystal-encrusted sack o' pony feed

Sir Richard Branson- KitchenAid mixer, iPod RED, coupon for "Free Hug"

Barbara Walters- burned Josh Groban cd (stolen from Joy Behar's desk), educational brochure "So, You're 89"

Bono- live camel

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Monday, May 7, 2007

Poemtry Corner with Jerri


Jerri: “Packing A Musket” by Jerri Blank

When you work from your home
and johns call on the phone
you're a call girl.

When you walk til you limp
and give a cut to a pimp
you're a street whore.

When they're beggin' you ‘please’
to get down on your knees
near their groinage,

Excusa me, but you see,
don't you touch where they pee
without coinage.

When I straddle and squat
to show you my

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