Nelson Mandela 89 Years Young!

The gift list:

Desmond Tutu- solid gold throne, Jacuzzi filled with champagne

Jimmy Carter- pallet of bricks (leftover from last project with Rosalyn), a lock of his own hair

Salman Rushdie- box of Omaha steaks

Oprah- tickets to Cats, (must attend with Gayle)

George Clooney- $35.00 P.F. Chang's gift card

Tyra Banks- Swarovsky crystal-encrusted sack o' pony feed

Sir Richard Branson- KitchenAid mixer, iPod RED, coupon for "Free Hug"

Barbara Walters- burned Josh Groban cd (stolen from Joy Behar's desk), educational brochure "So, You're 89"

Bono- live camel

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Where in the Africa is Matt Lauer? Cape Town!!!

View of Table Mountain- look, it's Oprah's yacht!

Matt Lauer will be BROADCASTING LIVE from SA tomorrow. I can feel it in my bones. L'Afrique- c'est chic!

Matt's Schedule

1) Tea with Nelson Mandela
2) Hiking on top of Table Mountain with Oprah
3) Laughing weakly at Meredith's demands for gifts (throughout broadcast)
4) Tour of wine country with Lester Holt and Desmond Tutu
5) Movies at the Labia

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R.I.P. Hos

So According to the popular media, it will soon be truly out of fashion to use one of my favorite words on earth "Hos" (For pretty obvious reasons). So before this actually comes true, if it does (G-d Forbid), below I have posted one of my fondest memories of Hos.

It is a commentary on the lengths to which the employees of Winky Dinky Dog will go to ensure that each and every one of the sex workers in their neighborhood is fed a decent Winky meal.

enjoy....

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