Oh China, You Are So Cute!

Aw, China you want to go to space. How cute!

Corporations usually don't apologize when they don't have to (loose ladies who get kicked off planes, I'm talking to you!) but Mattel is going to apologize to you, China. Because you're soooooo precious!

And China, you're so freakin' adorable, reality television can't help sneaking in a season's worth of snuggling on your futon. And just look at the Olympics- they can't wait to just hug you all over.

Oh, China- LET'S SPOON!