Celebrity Pets Addicted to Drugs
Who would fashion a tiny crack pipe out of a bottle and use it to get his kitten high on CRACK COCAINE!?!?
Oh, right. This guy.
"JUNKIE Pete Doherty is snapped appearing to give his kitten crack —
from a mini-pipe he made specially for it. Sickened pals who leaked
the picture claimed the warped rocker regularly gets the pet smashed. They
said it PASSES OUT with its paws in the air, suffers MOOD SWINGS and even thinks it can FLY." (emphasis added) - The Sun (click on the link for the leaked pic!)
Interesting trend. Celebrities everywhere have been losing their minds and binging on drugs like they're Oreos for a while now. In a predictable move their pets have followed suit. (We bet Oprah's cocker spaniels are hooked on crystal!) Damn, we really want to eat Oreos all of a sudden...
2 comments:
Hypepipe - you failed to report on the more crucial information in the story... namely that "In the US, crack squirrels are a recognised problem in New York and Washington DC parks."
we also failed to fight off several crack squirrels broke into our cabinets and stole all our clusters cereal!!! it's been a rough week...
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