Whither John Mayer?

The world nearly stopped spinning today when millions of people on the Internet got really confused. Workplace productivity plummeted as office-dwellers everywhere scoured the Internet, trying to get to the bottom of one of this century's most enduring mysteries: Who is John Mayer dating?

TMZ says Mandy Moore. But the Internet's Gayest Little Piggy says Cameron Diaz.

WHAT ARE WE TO THINK????!!!!!

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Perez Hilton Gettin' Fucked in the Ass

Sort of!

Read the latest news about our least favorite hate-o-rade swilling blogger! His BFF is the worst human being on earth, what else do we have to say?

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Why I'm Sometimes Embarrassed to Be Gay

Paris Hilton is heading to jail, arguably the most "important" celebrity related news going right now, but the Interweb's Gayest Little Piggie has still made no mention of it. So, it's okay to call Clair Danes a horse (I know, right!) but Paris is off limits? Cockfucker! I know it's beneath me, but I truly hate this man:



So many of us are trying to do good work here in the Internet and then this little tart goes and gives the whole operation a bad name.

So who want's to start a boycotting campaign? Alexa Ray Joel....I'm looking in you're direction...

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Queer like funny. Funny ha ha.

In keeping with the theme of recent posts about the private lives of public gays, lets talk about Nick Swardson.



Yes, that Nick Swardson. Of Reno 9/11 fame. First off I just want to say that I think it's totally not funny to make fun of the tragic events of September 11th. I haven't ever seen this supposed "comedy" show, but I think treating the WAR ON TERROR!!!!!!!!!! with anything but the upmost seriousness is not only wrong, it's unfuckingAmerican.

That having been said, Nick Swardson is a total hottie! And I say he's a homo, but his myspace page says he's "not sure"!

Lets help him make up his mind:







If you just got a boner or were suddenly filled with a deep unabiding shame, you're gay!!!!!! And that goes for everyone, not just Nick.

Now it's time for all our faggot fans to write to their favorite faggolicious celebrities and tell them to come out of the closet!!!! This means you Dick Cheney, Paul Crouch, Mario Lopez, Bob Barker, Jesse Helms, Don Imus, and every last one of the Baltimore Oreoles! First Lance Bass, and now the world!!!!!!

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