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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: HypePipe is forced to learn about LOSS!

The HypePipe offices were hit with some rather devastating news this morning that we feel obligated to share with our sexy, well moisturized readership.

Our favorite non-smoking Banjee Gurl and HypePipe co-founder, Erica, will be taking an indefinitely long hiatus from contributing to the pipe. She is moving to Dubai to pursue several projects which include but are not limited to:
· Consulting on the design and construction of "The Cloud"
· Complete her master’s in interior design at the American University In Dubai

· Spreading her AMAZING PEACE all over the Emirates.
· Bringing Buttons to the impoverished children of the slaves that are made to build all the awesome stuff in Dubai
· AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: Helping Bubbles to develop a cure for Vitiligo!

As many of you may or may not know, this phenomenal woman not only co-conceived but carried this cake-eating blog on her back for the past several months. So it is only proper that she step away to re-center, replenish, and find herself within the ultra luxurious trappings of Dubai!

So feel free to overload our e-mail and flood the message boards with your love and devotion and perhaps, just perhaps, If we ALL behave ourselves and think positively enough we will see one of her impeccably impressive posts pop up from the ether of the internets later down the road.

In the meantime Erica, this is for you….

O-P-U-L-E-N-C-E!
Opulence IS YOU. YOU OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS YOURS!







And You Will Be Missed...
With tons of LOVE...
(Up your butt)!

-Cedric and Patrick

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