A Few Questions for Bubbles

Seriously, this might be the answer to all of our questions!

Questions like: Is Bubbles the familiar of MJ?

Duh!

If we could get Nancy Grace to interview Bubbles, she could find out how he used his magickal powers to help Michael conjure Jesus juice into children's Pepsi cans.

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Haute Like Fire

Congratulations Dubai for making the cover of Haute Living, our favorite magazine only after Yachting.

Dubai's so haute, we can't stand it.

We told you Michael and Bubbles were headed there, Halliburton has already made the move, and Anna Nicole herself would have been chillin on Jumeirah Beach right now if it weren't for Howard K. Stern and those damn 600 pills.

Dubai's even building the world's first underwater hotel. Like in 7th grade when you had to design a fantasy country for social studies, and someone always did "AquaLand," a magical world at the bottom of the ocean under a big glass dome. In Dubai, THEY'RE DOING IT FOR REALS!

Mark our words, everything important in 2007 is going to take place in Dubai.

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B.M. (Before Michael)

Bubbles's screen test for The Graduate:

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Breaking News- Bubbles Ate Blanket Jackson!

Blanket Jackson is dead!

Bubbles, who grew more confused and ornery in his old age, allegedly devoured the youngster on Halloween, 2004.
More on this story as it comes to light.

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Breaking News - Michael Jackson is Ill-Nana!

According to our favorite assholes at Fox News fallen pop star and dear friend of Bubbles Michael Jackson was rushed to a Las Vegas Hospital after experiencing pneumonia-like symptoms. MJ is said to be blaming Japan and his children for his illness.


Bubbles could not be reached for comment on Birth Control Island. However, the aging chimpanzee is said to be looking for the first flight out of Dubai to be with his estranged award show date.


As always, we keep you updated on updates as soon as they are updatable!

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Breaking News: Dannie-Lynn -Bubbles-Nicole-Smith???

So it has just come to my attention that our Dear Sweet Angel herself, Anna Nicole Smith, was planning a trip to none other than HypePipe's vacation spot of choice, luxurious Dubai!

Sadly, she died before this plan could be realized. However this made me think, who was she going to see in Dubai? Personally, I think she was on her way to rendezvous with who else but BUBBLES! I think that they were going to meet at a hotel on Birth Control Island (HypePipe's Island of choice) to discuss sharing their love with the whole wide world. Doing so would finally put to rest the speculation over Dannie Lynn’s paternity BECAUSE BUBBLES IS THE REAL FATHER!!!

Chew on that shit foaminit!

-Holla

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WWBD (what would Bubbles do?)

So After thoroughly embarrassing myself last night during my favorite Fist Fight, I was thoroughly late to work this morning. Smelling like the flat while looking like both Whitney and Bobby B @ the same time, I still made it. And anyone who schedules me to work on a weekend deserves much worse.

Nonetheless I mustered up enough strength to send Erica the above photo for no good reason whatsoever and it made me start thinking, what ever happened to Bubbles????

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