Paracking Lot Obamacert

Students, waiters, and other people who did not have to be at work at 2:00 on a Tuesday packed the Superchunk/Arcade Fire P-arack-ing Lot Obama-cert at the Greensboro Coliseum. In contrast to his well documented condemnations of Daughtry, Obama did not denounce Fallout Boy.

Fallout Boy: totes not denounced

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Paris Hates Drugs Like She Hates Showing Her Tits

After denying repeatedly to Larry King and Oprah and Kelly Ripa and G-d that she has ever so much as looked at a drug...

Photos emerge of Paris. Doing drugs. ALL OVER TOWN. Like they are fuckin' going out of style. Check out photos at the EvilBeet. There's even one of Paris in an elevator, sparking it up! (Girl, you know you can't do that shit in a classy place like the Hampton Inn.)

WE THINK SHE SHOT UP THOSE JOINTS WITH PCP!!!!! (at least we hope she did)

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Let's Bow Our Heads For Grace

Last week, I received the AMAZING yet sad news that the one and only MS GRACE JONES will be making an appearance in Barcelona, Spain at this year's Love Ball (Yes, it is a gay panty party).

Sadly, I am too poor, black, and ugly to afford the escape, but nonetheless, I felt obligated to share this earth-shattering news with my people since grace doesn't seem to out much these days.

In honor of this dope dope event, I invite you to go here and watch this awesome clip of Grace beating up a British dude for not looking at her during an interview.

Enjoy!

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