Attention Readers: Scab Alert!
That's right some no good, probably illegal immigrants have broken our Writer's Guild Solidarity Strike! This is what a police state looks like!
Here at HypePipe Headquarters, we've been doing our best to support the cause...
We aren't going to write a single hilarous joke until our brothers and sisters on the picket line get the residual payments they deserve! But our vigilance is not eternal.
Yesterday, Jason (pictured above), who was supposed to be collecting signatures, took a nap without locking up the blogging chamber. Consequently, some dirty scab was able to slip in and make a funny about Kid Nation. Of course we fired Jason this morning, but we wanted to personally assure you that it won't happen again.
Well actually it might. Basically, the door knob on the door to our office is kinda broken right now,
so anyone can pretty much come up here and blog unless there's someone on look-out duty. We can't be up here all the time so, if you see any posts before the strike is over, just ignore them.
It's probably another scab. Or a homeless person
